If I were...

If I were a fruit I’d be an APPLE
If I were a day I’d be a SATURDAY
If I were a time of day I’d be JUST AFTER DAWN
If I were a planet I’d be MERCURY
If I were a sea animal I’d be A PENGUIN
If I were a direction I’d be NORTH
If I were a piece of furniture I’d be a WOODEN FILING CABINET
If I were a liquid I’d be CHAI
If I were a gem stone I’d be an AMETHYST
If I were a tree I’d be a LEMON
If I were a tool I’d be PLIERS
If I were a flower I’d be a FRANGIPANI
If I were an element of weather I’d be a SUMMER BREEZE
If I were a musical instrument I’d be a PIANO
If I were a colour I'd be PINK
If I were an emotion I’d be HAPPY/SAD/ANGRY/JOYFUL/CONTENT/HOPEFUL/DISAPPOINTED/RESIGNED/OPTIMISTIC... Basically a little bit of everything!!!
If I were a sound I’d be a HUM
If I were an element I'd be EARTH
If I were a car I’d be a VW COMBI
If I were a food I’d be CHOCOLATE
If I were a place I’d be BY THE BEACH
If I were a material I'd be PAPER
If I were a taste I’d be SWEET
If I were a scent I’d be CUT GRASS IN THE SUMMER
If I were a body part I’d be EYES
If I were a song I’d be TAINTED LOVE
If I were a bird I'd be a A SPARROW
If I were a gift I'd be WRAPPED IN BROWN PAPER AND FULL OF SURPRISES!
If I were a city I'd be LONDON
If I were a door I'd always be UNLOCKED
I were a pair of shoes I’d be COMFORTABLE
If I were a poem I would be NURSERY RHYME

And what would you be?
Originally posted by Yolanda